captainmartincrieff asked: There is nothing exciting about sleeping in a bath!
Oh but there is! You can pretend you’re having a bath with your clothes on! That’s much more exciting than sleeping in a normal bed!
My name is Arthur Shappey and I work with my mum as a flight attendant for MJN Air. I work with Douglas (the First Officer) and Skip... sorry Martin (the Captain) and my job is to serve them coffee and cheese from the tray and make sure the passengers don't kill each other.
captainmartincrieff asked: There is nothing exciting about sleeping in a bath!
Oh but there is! You can pretend you’re having a bath with your clothes on! That’s much more exciting than sleeping in a normal bed!
Well, Arthur will help you. Won’t you Arthur?
Good God no! Don’t let him anywhere near the instrument panel!
Oh come on Martin, be nice. Give him a chance and I’ll give you…I’ll give you…another bag of crisps!
I can’t be bribed with crisps, Carolyn! I’m not Arthur!
I’ll help you, Skip, I don’t mind! Just tell me what to do! I’m the man for the job!
Oh, for goodness sake! Here’s some crisps I picked up earlier. -hands over two packets of crisps-
And, again…?
Aw, yay, thanks mum. You woke me up really early this morning, the breakfast… bit hadn’t opened yet.
You disgusting creature! Eat with your mouth closed. Him snoring on my shoulder’s enough.
Fine. *closes mouth*
You’re such a spoil sport, Skip. How come Douglas is asleep? Did he not get enough sleep last night?
I love staying in hotels…
Douglas got more than enough sleep. I ended up sleeping the bath.
Wow, that’s even more exciting than sleeping in the hotel bed!
Oh, for goodness sake! Here’s some crisps I picked up earlier. -hands over two packets of crisps-
And, again…?
Aw, yay, thanks mum. You woke me up really early this morning, the breakfast… bit hadn’t opened yet.
You disgusting creature! Eat with your mouth closed. Him snoring on my shoulder’s enough.
Now Martin, eat your crisps and be a good little boy. Arthur, mannners.
Sorry mum…
Oh, for goodness sake! Here’s some crisps I picked up earlier. -hands over two packets of crisps-
And, again…?
Aw, yay, thanks mum. You woke me up really early this morning, the breakfast… bit hadn’t opened yet.
You disgusting creature! Eat with your mouth closed. Him snoring on my shoulder’s enough.
Fine. *closes mouth*
You’re such a spoil sport, Skip. How come Douglas is asleep? Did he not get enough sleep last night?
I love staying in hotels…
Oh, for goodness sake! Here’s some crisps I picked up earlier. -hands over two packets of crisps-
And, again…?
Aw, yay, thanks mum. You woke me up really early this morning, the breakfast… bit hadn’t opened yet.
(Source: captainmartincrieff)
Enough with this nonsense about ‘secrets’.
Get in the taxi, and that means you too Douglas.
Arthur bring the paracetamol.
It’s not nonsense. Anyway -throws self into the taxi- Oh shut up, Arthur! If Douglas wants to snore…Let him snore.
-climbs in next to driver-
Arthur, be quiet. Martin, whip that stupid frown off your face. Where’s Douglas?
You must be blind to have missed him, Carolyn. And deaf. He’s just fell asleep on my shoulder.
Ha! It’s funny to see Douglas sleeping! *reaches over Martin* Look, he looks so peaceful!
Looks it, yeah. Certainly doesn’t sound it.
Aw, look at him. Wh-where did he say he put those nuts? I didn’t get any breakfast…
Enough with this nonsense about ‘secrets’.
Get in the taxi, and that means you too Douglas.
Arthur bring the paracetamol.
It’s not nonsense. Anyway -throws self into the taxi- Oh shut up, Arthur! If Douglas wants to snore…Let him snore.
-climbs in next to driver-
Arthur, be quiet. Martin, whip that stupid frown off your face. Where’s Douglas?
You must be blind to have missed him, Carolyn. And deaf. He’s just fell asleep on my shoulder.
Ha! It’s funny to see Douglas sleeping! *reaches over Martin* Look, he looks so peaceful!
Enough with this nonsense about ‘secrets’.
Get in the taxi, and that means you too Douglas.
Arthur bring the paracetamol.
It’s not nonsense. Anyway -throws self into the taxi- Oh shut up, Arthur! If Douglas wants to snore…Let him snore.
-climbs in next to driver-
Arthur, be quiet. Martin, whip that stupid frown off your face. Where’s Douglas?
I love taxis, I think they’re great! So much more fun that riding in a regular car, you don’t have to drive then…
Enough with this nonsense about ‘secrets’.
Get in the taxi, and that means you too Douglas.
Arthur bring the paracetamol.
Right-o mum! I think it’s in my case somewhere anyway!
